Victoria Meierhofer

MANAGER/RECEPTION

The Whip Cracker

Victoria, the tattoo shop manager extraordinaire, is like the secret ingredient in a killer tattoo recipe. She’s the glue that holds the whole operation together—and not just because she’s sticky from handling ink all day.

Here’s a glimpse into her wild and wacky world:

• Work Ethic Overdrive: Victoria’s work ethic is so intense that even the studio’s Wi-Fi connection feels inadequate. She’s the only person who can simultaneously answer phones, sweep the floor, and calculate the square root of a dragon tattoo.

• Feeding the Crew: Forget about ordering pizza for the team. Victoria personally prepares gourmet meals for her artists. Rumor has it that her signature dish is called “Ink-stagrammable Ramen.” It’s so good that clients come back just for the food.

• Fort Defender: When the going gets tough, Victoria becomes the fortress commander.

She stands at the studio entrance, armed with a clipboard and a stern expression. No one gets past her without answering riddles like, “What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

• Consultations: Victoria’s consultations are legendary. She gazes into clients’ eyes, taps her temple, and channels her inner mystic. “Your spirit animal is a caffeinated sloth,” she declares. And suddenly, everyone wants a sloth tattoo.

• Adventures with Oliver: Outside the studio, Victoria and her partner-in-crime, Oliver, embark on epic escapades. Camping outdoors, fishing, hunting, hiking and mushroom picking. They do it all together!

• Pet Parade: Victoria’s dogs, Po-Po and Ginger, cats Huey, and Dewey—are the real stars. Po-Po, the German Shepherd/Akita cross, moonlights as a tattoo model. Ginger, the Chihuahua/Corgi/Lowrider cross, specializes in “fetching” fresh ink ideas. And the cats? They’re terrorists.

• Backbone of Divine Ink: Victoria isn’t just the backbone; she’s the entire spine. Without her, the studio would collapse faster than a poorly executed tribal tattoo. So next time you visit DivineInk, give Victoria a nod and say, “Thanks for keeping this ship afloat!”

Remember, behind every badass tattoo artist, there’s an even more badass manager—Victoria Meierhofer, the unsung hero of inked dreams.